It’s been a while since my last ‘communication’ Why? basically I’ve run out of rant material, so I thought that I would just let you (whoever ‘you’ is or are, if you see what I mean) know that I’m still here, and that with no call for the new poet laureate post (see last ‘rant’) I won’t be penning anymore odes for a while!
Of course when I say that I’ve run out of rant material, that’s not strictly true, as I’ve just remembered that my mower has broken down again, the weather has not yet turned into the barbeque summer the met office promised, I haven’t lost an ounce of weight since I’ve been killing myself at the gym twice a week, the otter seems to be back at the lake eating the few remaining fish we have, I still have tons of gravel surplus to requirement and nowhere to put it, I’ve just been told that I should get off the computer as we are going out and we’re half an hour late and I’ve yet to have a shower, shave, and make myself beautiful. Jolly good, back to normal, plenty of ranting material there and I wasn’t even trying!!!!
