I know it’s nothing new but, everywhere you go people are hugging those strange water bottles. The ones that no water comes out unless you are a fitness fanatic, and wear joggers, angry trainers? pouffy head bands, and even little ones round your wrists. You’ve seen these freaks, holding the front of their ankle and trying to wedge their heel up their bums. Is that before or after they’ve belted their heart rate up to where it’s trying to escape through their ears? Of course there’s no chance of that as they inevitably have one of those blackberry bushes stuffed there! Then there’s that colour, is purple the new sun tan? I prefer the golden brown I achieve here in Talbenny during a normal summer. What about all that wobbling about after a few minutes on those moving pavements. You don’t see that at the airports. I thought they were supposed to make walking easier not dangerous! It’s all very strange. Yes you’ve guessed it I’ve joined a gym!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
